Thursday, February 01, 2007
I just remembered the stupidest things while I was feeling kinda blue earlier on.
During Math
Astrid: Mr Ling, how do you do this question?
Mr Ling: Experience.
Mr Ling: Can anyone tell me the answer to this question?
Class starts giving many answers.
Mr Ling: By the way. There is no answer.
HAHA. Another Mr Ling one.
Sarah and I: Hi Mr Ling! *Smile brightly*
Mr Ling: *stops walking and smiles* Hello girls. I see you are making up for lost time?
Us: HUH?
Someone: AH! Look a dragonflyyyy!
Sarah: Julia! I think it's on your bag... wait...
Julia: *looks stunned*
Sarah: I think you sat on it.
True enough. There was a flattened dragonfly on Julia's seat.
Recess
Me: Aye, look! 40 cents on the table, I don't think it belogns to anybody.
Julia: I want! *grabs to money and goes to buy pineapples*
Me: er. That was fast.
Minutes later...
Sarah: Aye! Look 10 cents!
Julia: Where??? *picks it up* I'm 10 cents richer.
Bio
Someone: Mr Tay! My cheek cell slide is done
Mr Tay: *Looks into microscope* Aiyah! That's not a cheek cell, that's a piece of food!
Well. I always steal stuff from the bio lab. Stolen goods 26 items and counting, 18 pieces of filter paper, 5 slides, 3 slide covers, and I use plenty of water to wash my hands and face during lessons.
Today I laughed till Satay beehoon sauce came out my nose. (o: Everytime Ms Tan mentions the Tammy video, she gives me this weird look. )o:< I had nothing to do with thattt. I think I'm going mad. Logarithms are making me sleepy. And the only examples Mr Ling can come up with are apples and oranges.
'Girls. You can use simultanous equations in every day life. Like when your mother goes to the market and buys 10 oranges and an unknown number of apples. And next day she goes back and buys 5 apples and an unknown number of oranges. She spens the same amount of money each day. Then she asks 'Girl. How much is one apple?' You can use simultanous equations to figure it out.'
I call that siao. My mother won't even buy the apples and oranges if she didn't know how much they cost. And why can't we just count the number or appleas and oranges. Or even better, ask the shop keeper?
During Math
Astrid: Mr Ling, how do you do this question?
Mr Ling: Experience.
Mr Ling: Can anyone tell me the answer to this question?
Class starts giving many answers.
Mr Ling: By the way. There is no answer.
HAHA. Another Mr Ling one.
Sarah and I: Hi Mr Ling! *Smile brightly*
Mr Ling: *stops walking and smiles* Hello girls. I see you are making up for lost time?
Us: HUH?
Someone: AH! Look a dragonflyyyy!
Sarah: Julia! I think it's on your bag... wait...
Julia: *looks stunned*
Sarah: I think you sat on it.
True enough. There was a flattened dragonfly on Julia's seat.
Recess
Me: Aye, look! 40 cents on the table, I don't think it belogns to anybody.
Julia: I want! *grabs to money and goes to buy pineapples*
Me: er. That was fast.
Minutes later...
Sarah: Aye! Look 10 cents!
Julia: Where??? *picks it up* I'm 10 cents richer.
Bio
Someone: Mr Tay! My cheek cell slide is done
Mr Tay: *Looks into microscope* Aiyah! That's not a cheek cell, that's a piece of food!
Well. I always steal stuff from the bio lab. Stolen goods 26 items and counting, 18 pieces of filter paper, 5 slides, 3 slide covers, and I use plenty of water to wash my hands and face during lessons.
Today I laughed till Satay beehoon sauce came out my nose. (o: Everytime Ms Tan mentions the Tammy video, she gives me this weird look. )o:< I had nothing to do with thattt. I think I'm going mad. Logarithms are making me sleepy. And the only examples Mr Ling can come up with are apples and oranges.
'Girls. You can use simultanous equations in every day life. Like when your mother goes to the market and buys 10 oranges and an unknown number of apples. And next day she goes back and buys 5 apples and an unknown number of oranges. She spens the same amount of money each day. Then she asks 'Girl. How much is one apple?' You can use simultanous equations to figure it out.'
I call that siao. My mother won't even buy the apples and oranges if she didn't know how much they cost. And why can't we just count the number or appleas and oranges. Or even better, ask the shop keeper?
# posted by Tan Tam Mei @ 4:49 AM 
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Love Avril. Ignore my blogger, I don't use it anymore. Just to comment funny people like you.
I'm not making much sense, but oh well.
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